The Honey’s Black Card.
Lifetime perks. Secret society energy. Only 100 will ever exist.
This is more than a discount.
It’s an invitation to something deeper. Stranger. Crispier.
The Honey’s Black Card is our all-new membership program created to reward out most loyal, fried-chicken-loving allies with VIP treatment, exclusive drops, and lifetime benefits - no apps, no gimmicks, just pure poultry prestige.
🔥 WHAT YOU GET:
💳 A Real, Plastic, Black Membership Card
Matte black. Gold lettering. Weighted just enough to feel like you’ve been chosen. Flash it at the register. Slide it across the counter. Whisper “I’m in the Order.”
🎟️ Lifetime 10% Discount
No coupons. No fine print. Just 10% off everything — always.
Food, merch, gift cards — at our Thomaston location and any future Honey’s locations we hatch.
💰 A $50 Gift Card — Instantly
We basically hand you your money back right away. Use it to treat yourself or a lucky friend.
📜 Secret Menu Access
Beginning August 1st, Black Card holders will unlock access to one exclusive off-menu item each month—created just for members, and available only by request. These secret specials won’t appear on the menu, in-store, or online. You’ll get an email on the 1st of each month with the item and instructions on how to order. No card? No chicken.
🐔 Ultra-Limited Edition Sticker
Only 100 will ever be made. Stick it to your bumper, laptop, or forehead. It’s our badge of trust. It’s also possibly a get-out-of-jail-free card.*
*Not legally binding. But maybe spiritually.
👕 Exclusive Merch Drops
Stuff too weird, too niche, or too glorious for the masses. You’ll be first in line — or the only one in line.
📜 Annual Insider Report
Once a year, you’ll get a secret year-end dispatch with insider updates, plans for the future, and likely at least one chicken conspiracy theory.
🐓 LIMIT 100 MEMBERS
This isn’t a mailing list. It’s a secret order.
When the 100 spots are gone — they’re gone for good.
Your name. On the ledger. Forever.
🎯 Ready to Join The Order of the Golden Beak?
Tap the button. Secure your spot. Carry the card.